Top 5 Crazy Quotes from the New Next-Door Neighbor

1. Is it OK if I feed your dogs biscuits and gravy?

2. Oh don’t worry, I pet your dog everyday after you leave for work, he won’t bite me, (sound of the Bug mauling off her hand) oh he’s not biting that hard, oh that’s a little hard.

3. Oh am I standing in poison ivy?

4. Go ahead (her daughter’s name), pet him! Daughter (after witnessing her mother’s mauling): no, he hates me! ( at least she has some sense)

5. We may drink our beer and fight out on the deck, but we like to keep to ourselves.

Can you say “Privacy Fence?”



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